Mad Science!
So... you think you want to be a mad scientist?
My name is Francis and I will help you along on your journey to madness.
The first step to becoming a mad scientist is to laugh like you're evil. Don't worry, you don't need to be evil. You just need to laugh like it. On the count of three, take a deep breath, throw your head back and laugh.
One. Two. Three.
OK, let's try it again and this time I want to hear more maniacal laughter and less giggling.
I want you to mwahaha like you mean it!
Mwahahahahaha!
Ooo, that was good!
Now, you need a laboratory...
Ack! Did you just read that as
LAB-ra-tory?
Now, you must learn how to pronounce
luh-BOR-uh-tor-ee.
Or if you prefer,
luh-BOR-uh-tree.
Either way is acceptable.
Now scroll back through all those pictures again. But this time click on them to get a bigger view.
The next page has more photos and some basic instructions so you, too, can set up your very own (say it right!) laboratory.