So... you think you want to be a mad scientist? My name is Francis and I will help you along on your journey to madness.
The first step to becoming a mad scientist is to laugh like you're evil. Don't worry, you don't need to be evil. You just need to laugh like it. On the count of three, take a deep breath, throw your head back and laugh.
One. Two. Three.
OK, let's try it again and this time I want to hear more maniacal laughter and less giggling.
I want you to mwahaha like you mean it!
The next page has more photos and some basic instructions so you, too, can set up your very own (say it right!) laboratory.